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Finally!

...a useful app, especially in an elevator, or a fancy restaurant.

http://www.ape-apps.com/webapps/fart_machine/

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LOL. Good for business meetings, to blame on someone else.

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Or on a first date......



The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it. --Dave Mustaine
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Why am I sitting here's laughing at this???
Pretty sure this just confirms even more for my wife that I'm nuts.
If she didn't get that the first ten years.... it's a bit late now.

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I think the English call it toilet humour.

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Or on a first date......
where you're desperate to leave and need a good excuse...

"Er, this is so embarassing - but as you can probably tell I really need to get home and relieve my digestive system. I wouldn't be a gentleman if I stayed any longer. Gotta dash!"...

...then walk away funny.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=z1Qm5sRQyfg

I've found sour cream increases the hang time.
Worked wonders while at sea, where it impressed one's shipmates.
It worked so well, my buddy was banned from having seconds during Mexican night.
After all, you have to do something to break the monotony.

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The sickening sweet stench of a fart in a hot shower. Makes me laugh myself silly everytime....

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