A long time ago, I thought of farming rotten eggs in varying degrees of rot - and keeping a box of 3 in a row on my top clamp.
The idea was to stop, explain what the driver had just done & ask for an apology - then if they were rude or insulting in response I'd smash an egg in their face (people don't carry guns in the UK though!
) if they deserved punishment...The worst grade would probably induce vomiting. Nasty shit!
In the end, the friend I lived with at college wouldn't let me do it - and talked me out of the idea. Fact is, kicking in doors, smashing mirrors, or other - is only going to make drivers hate bike riders more, ultimately it's not worth getting aggressive.
Just that a bike rider can ride safely past cars standing still in traffic (not legal in some U.S. states, that sucks, I know!), or enjoy getting from A to B much more enjoyably & faster than in a car and have that much more freedom on the road is a big advantage.
So if an errant driver causes me to brake, swerve or accelerate because of something they do, it's no big deal - I just deal with it then overtake (usually fast) and continue at my previous speed when it's safe.
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